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.......................... Sex Tips
Make 'em say uhhhhh.
by Paul Vee

Sex Basics

These will be useful to you whether it's your first romp with someone or you've been sex partners for years.
 

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION! If you know you're going to have sex, create an intimate scene. Light a candle, or two or three. Perhaps spark some incense, and play some music. Make sure the room is comfortable. You might even want to have something to drink discretely ready. 

At the same time, KEEP AN OPEN MIND. Be spontaneous. You never know when or where you might have great sex. I have a friend who says that one of the greatest times she ever had  was on a park bench, sitting on someone's lap in broad daylight in a long skirt with her panties ripped open. Cars, stores, hiking trails and subway platforms are all potential memories-of-a-lifetime material if you're relaxed and willing.

BE RESPONSIVE. Be aware of the other person, what he or she is doing, the sounds they make, the things they say, the way their body moves, and try to respond accordingly. As someone once said, the biggest sex organ is the brain. Consideration and imagination go a long way.

TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH. If you're not into touching  and caressing the other person, you might as well pack it in. Get up, get dressed and leave. Go to a bookstore. Rent a movie. Spend some quality time with your cat or dog. Travel. Just don't try to have sex with someone you don't want to touch. If you like the other person, though, SHOW IT. Explore their body S L O W L Y with your fingertips, your tongue, your nails, your nose.  And take your time. Some of the hottest things happen when you're both dressed.

SHUT UP. There's no need to talk a lot. If it makes the other person hot to hear you talk dirty then fine. But you should try being totally silent while you go to it. Sometimes that's all it takes to ratchet the intimacy to the next level.

LET YOURSELF GO. If you're kissing someone and feel like sucking all their breath in, go for it. If you feel compelled to dig your fingers into someone's back, do it.

BE TRUE TO YOURSELF. If you want someone to do something to you, don't be ashamed to tell them. You'll both be happier if you know that the other person is enjoying his or her self. Which brings us to the final general sex tip...

COMMUNICATE. This is essential. Maybe you're both so on the same wavelength that there's no need to say anything, and that's great. But no matter how in tune you are, once and a while it is necessary to state your needs, your boundaries, or your desires. Just remember to listen to the other person when they do the same. Probably the best general tip for sex, as with everything else in life, is to treat the other person the way you'd like to be treated.

Advanced Sex

Maybe you'd like to spice up a relationship. Or perhaps you're with
someone new and you're both feeling a little kinky. These are not the most perverted porno tips, but they are tried and true ways to get your groove on.

PORNOGRAPHY. If you're looking for a way to get warmed up, you might want to watch some porn, preferably the older stuff that was made with some resemblance of production value and that leave a little room for fantasy.  And remember, if your partner isn't into porn, don't push the issue.

NEED A TRIM? Say you're both comfortable with each other, sitting around one night a bit bored, and looking for a bit of a change. Why not try trimming each other's pubic hair? It can be a real turn on. Also a small, but meaningful exercise in trust. On a more practical level, it's a good way to get comfortable with someone else's genitals (or check for herpes) in a straightforward way. It also bypasses a lot of self-consciousness issues. If you're willing to go all the way (or just can't stop yourselves) and shave each other completely nude, be prepared for some itching as it starts to grow back.

In fact, all the scratching and hands-down-the-pants might snag you some new friends.

TOYS. Maybe you both ought to check out a shop that sells sex toys. It could be a lot of fun and a great way to bond. And I'm not talking about just handcuffs. If you can't get out, check your refrigerator or fruit bowl for hidden treasures. As a female friend of mine says, though, "be prepared to receive as well as give."

MOVE AROUND. Try getting off the bed. Use the floor, the couch, the table, the counter. Just change your immediate situation. Sometimes this will charge sex up beyond belief. Also, try standing up for a while. If you always do it standing up, then try sitting down. If you do it with the lights off, turn them on. Think different, as the ads say.

PINCH, SQUEEZE AND PROBE. Use your hands. They're not just for eating, you know. Gently, slowly, learn about someone's limits. Don't be afraid to squeeze a nipple a little harder than you did last time. Or anything else for that matter. You might discover that the other person enjoys it. It may be a cliché, but it's also the truth that there's a fine line between pain and pleasure. And don't be afraid to stick a finger or two into those special places. Just start out gently. You'll find out quickly enough if your partner is moaning in delirious pleasure or sheer horror.

Sex tips for perverts

"WE'RE HAVING COMPANY..." Bringing another partner or two in can be exciting, but you'd better make sure that you and your partner are equally into the idea. Then you'd better be sure that you're both united in your attraction for the extra players. Some people take out ads, some go to sex clubs, some troll the online classifieds, and some just pay for it. Either way, whether it works out or not, it'll sure give you both something to talk about the next day. It was easier in the Seventies and Eighties. Everyone would just take some Quaaludes and wake up the next day not much worse for wear. In these enlightened times, though, it's best to make sure that you and your partner are in total agreement before you introduce another into the mix. Also, as with all casual sex partners, WEAR PROTECTION.

"I'M ALL TIED UP..." Light bondage could just as easily go into the Intermediate" tips section, but I'm including it here to underline the importance of its consensual nature. Role playing has to have limits; some people use a "safe" word, just in case things get carried away, and it's important to agree ahead of time that you'll both stop if either one of you wants to. Researching S&M together can be half the fun.

"YOU'RE A STAR!" Polaroids, camcorders and, now, digital cameras can all be a fun way generate a little extra heat if you're an extrovert or a voyeur. Just remember to take away or destroy any images of yourself that you may not want to see posted to the web or in a magazine one day. Not every relationship is forever.
 

 
DISCUSS

sex tips: make 'em say uhhhh

Posted By: Ann Shoket 
URL: http://www.tagmag.com
Originally posted: Wed Feb 10 15:03:03 MST 1999

What is the one thing that makes you super hot everytime?


Append: 

Appended by: Tony
URL: 
Appended on: Thu Feb 11 07:17:52 MST 1999 

thinking of my wife with her past lovers is an incredible turn on to me. 

And how about YOU Ann??


Append: 

Appended by: ***
Appended on: Thu Feb 11 12:38:48 MST 1999 

Thinking of my boyfriend going down on me from the back ALWAYS turns me on!


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Thu Feb 11 12:40:08 MST 1999 

Thinking of my boyfriend going down on me from the back ALWAYS turns me on! 


Append: 

Appended by: ***
Appended on: Thu Feb 11 12:41:08 MST 1999 

Thinking of any oral sex turns me on! 


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Thu Feb 11 13:38:30 MST 1999 

thinking of you thinking of your boyfriend going down on you really turns me on!


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Thu Feb 11 13:38:59 MST 1999 

thinking of you thinking of your boyfriend going down on you really turns me on!


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Thu Feb 11 13:39:08 MST 1999 

thinking of you thinking of your boyfriend going down on you really turns me on!


Append: 

Appended by: Classy Dave
Appended on: Fri Feb 12 02:08:57 MST 1999 

When the young lady in the house next to me watches TV, if her parents and brother aren't around, she always sticks her hand down the back of her pants and gives herself a very long, vigorous 2 hole stroking. From my place I can see all of her stretched out, and have had many a simultaneous "O" with her. Then I crawl into bed with my wife, and pound her senseless. Voyeurism is natures Viagra - lots of women don't close their blinds (wonder why???).


Append: Make 'em say uuuhhh!

Appended by: M.R.B.
Appended on: Fri Feb 12 19:26:14 MST 1999 

Going down and eating a women's "brown eye" makes both of us say "uuuuhhh"!


Append: 

Appended by: velour66
Appended on: Mon Feb 15 21:43:56 MST 1999 

it's the best feeling in the world to be licked in all your secret crevices!


Append: sex tips: make em' say uhhhh

Appended by: juiblex
Appended on: Sun Feb 21 18:52:51 MST 1999 

when they say my name, oh god, oh god.....


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Tue Feb 23 10:40:06 MST 1999 

thinking of it just does it


Append: Someone To Watch

Appended by: Sandy
Appended on: Wed Feb 24 06:41:32 MST 1999 

I am a married woman and I have been having an affair with a married man for about 6 years we have been the best of friends for about 25 years. We have a wonderful time together. We see each other daily in passing but are not together except once a month or so. I have this incredible desire to leave the drapes open in the motel room so others can see my nude body moving around on the bed. Am I the only one that ever thinks about this.


Append: Someone to be watching

Appended by: Classy Dave
Appended on: Wed Feb 24 22:00:35 MST 1999 

Having stated my particular weakness already, I would have to say to Sandyz94@yahoo.com - "GO FOR IT!!!" Leave those curtains open ALL the time. Let me know where and when, and I'd be pleased to hold a pair of binoc's with one hand....


Append: How many fingers?

Appended by: N.J.
Appended on: Fri Jun 11 08:29:01 MDT 1999 

How many fingers do you women like up you, and how rough?


Append: 

Appended by: Tony
Appended on: Sat Jun 12 04:05:53 MDT 1999 

Alright Sandy! Leave those curtains open just a tad and I'll peek in! Email me and I'll tell you what I see......


Append: nothing

Appended by: Mr Miller
Appended on: Mon Jun 14 08:05:48 MDT 1999 

He since i found out my girlfrinds dates another 
nothing turns me on. 


Append: 

Appended by: Steffanie
Appended on: Wed Jun 16 09:53:40 MDT 1999 

Sandy, you are not alone it is a turn on to lots of women to think or to know a third party may be watching 


Append: what is infact a relationship anyway

Appended by: Rajneesh
URL: undefined
Appended on: Fri Jun 18 04:21:41 MDT 1999 

is it 
Jim you were not good yesterday 
so 
I am goiong to Tim 
or goes beyond than that


Append: fingering and eating

Appended by: Rick
Appended on: Sat Jun 19 15:46:25 MDT 1999 

any tips on certain way to preform?


Append: fingering and eating

Appended by: Rick
Appended on: Sat Jun 19 15:46:41 MDT 1999 

any tips on certain way to preform?


Append: fore play

Appended by: can't tell
Appended on: Thu Jul 15 23:15:58 MDT 1999 

I find that most girls like to be kissed on the neck and like for you to suck on their earlobe it usually works everytime. Even if their a hard to get kinda person as soon as you start sucking on their earlobe 
just give them your hand and they'll put it where they want it.


Append: 

Appended by: Manish
Appended on: Fri Jul 16 11:12:44 MDT 1999 

Tell me , just how long does it usually take for a woman to cum?


Append: 

Appended by: Manish
Appended on: Fri Jul 16 11:14:01 MDT 1999 

So how long does it usually take for a woman to cum?


Append: You Suck

Appended by: RaZ
URL: blah
Appended on: Thu Aug 26 00:20:17 MDT 1999 

Why the fuck are there so many people posting sick messages??? You all are gay if you ask me


Append: what works for me

Appended by: lee
Appended on: Wed Sep 22 04:26:13 MDT 1999 


Append: what works for me

Appended by: lee
URL: undefined
Appended on: Wed Sep 22 04:29:42 MDT 1999 

a new relationship where the guy falls in love with your pie and can't get enough. so that you just com and com and com . yes, that does it for me. pack a lunch and get a little rough but not too.


Append: 

Appended by: Tony
Appended on: Wed Sep 22 10:29:38 MDT 1999 

Oh yeah lee! And from a guy's perspective - a new pie means discovering new places to explore and how to turn her on with a tongue! 


Append: 

Appended by: nope
Appended on: Fri Sep 24 01:56:27 MDT 1999 

When I hear the man Im with moaning in pleasure it just 
gets me so wet. Having my body pinned against the wall 
while being kissed and feeling his hard dick pressing against me is soo...HOT!


Append: 

Appended by: word.
Appended on: Tue Sep 28 02:11:15 MDT 1999 

When I get a man's penis up my rear-end, it makes me feel nice inside.


Append: Best Uhhhhh

Appended by: Murphy
Appended on: Tue Sep 28 09:58:01 MDT 1999 

I once had a date return from the bathroom and silently hand me her panties, the rest of the date was absolute torture knowing she was wet and ready under her skirt ... just goes to prove that the mental aspect of sex is not to be underestimated. A creative lover is the best.


Append: Lick Me!

Appended by: Free
Appended on: Wed Sep 29 08:00:50 MDT 1999 

I just get soooo horny feeling his tongue against my clit..licking and licking..I lift my pelvis and press it into him as if my entire pussy is encapsulated in his mouth..then I jirate circles into him and I fly sooooo high


Append: DaLicker Strikes Again!

Appended by: DaLicker
Appended on: Thu Sep 30 12:44:18 MDT 1999 

What I like is to eat a girl;s sopping wet pussy. that turns me on! Also admitting to me that you love that done to them turns me on too. Too many girls act like they don't like shit, dunn!


Append: 

Appended by: cyberdick2000
Appended on: Sun Oct 3 14:31:36 MDT 1999 

when a female suck her own finger 


Append: Stupid cyberdick

Appended by: The Nippler
URL: undefined
Appended on: Tue Oct 5 13:52:57 MDT 1999 

Hey stupid, Where did you learn your grammar? Me caveman, I like when girl suck own finger, oooga-booga!


Append: makum say uhh!!

Appended by: undefined
URL: undefined
Appended on: Thu Oct 7 20:27:52 MDT 1999 

candlelite bath,warm water.bottle champane,soft music,oral sex


Append: Append: makum say uhh!

Appended by: G man
Appended on: Fri Oct 8 00:00:53 MDT 1999 

Your place or mine


Append: makum say.....

Appended by: kitty
Appended on: Thu Oct 14 17:10:18 MDT 1999 

well, I just love it,as long as I'm with my honey. But him pinning me up against the wall with his hot n hard dick just throbbing against me ohhh! 
wet already!


Append: what turns me on.....

Appended by: kisses
Appended on: Tue Oct 19 12:08:47 MDT 1999 

I am a 20 yr.old young lady, I have been with my boyfriend for quite a while. I think when the one thing that is the most stimulating is taking pictures!!!I love for him to take pictures with the polaroid and show the not so vulger ones to his buddy's!!They know they can see and not have and it makes my boyfriend seem to appreciate what he has more when he feels that other guys may want it too.I also find watching a porn film with my boyfriend and hearing the people moan, that is a very good turn-on. 


Append: WHAT IS THE AVERAGE SIZE OF A MAN'S COCK

Appended by: PuNk
Appended on: Wed Oct 27 15:53:44 MDT 1999 

What is the average size of a man's cock?


Append: 

Appended by: mas
Appended on: Thu Oct 28 21:09:26 MDT 1999 

eating wet pussy and back door turns me on


Append: don't like to eat

Appended by: barb
Appended on: Sat Oct 30 10:37:34 MDT 1999 

I have been married for 9 yrs now and my hubby does not like to eat pussy. Never has! We get into the shower together and he still doesn't like to eat. Why? He likes his dick sucked and leave me horny. so i stopped sucking his dick. So now I am worried that he is going to cheat on me. What should I do? I have asked him why but he will not answer me. His ex girlfriend had the same problem and she bought him a book on oral sex. So he broke up with him. 


Append: don't like to eat

Appended by: barb
Appended on: Sat Oct 30 10:37:49 MDT 1999 

I have been married for 9 yrs now and my hubby does not like to eat pussy. Never has! We get into the shower together and he still doesn't like to eat. Why? He likes his dick sucked and leave me horny. so i stopped sucking his dick. So now I am worried that he is going to cheat on me. What should I do? I have asked him why but he will not answer me. His ex girlfriend had the same problem and she bought him a book on oral sex. So he broke up with him. 


Append: MEN'S HIDDEN PLACE

Appended by: TINOY
Appended on: Sun Nov 14 07:21:35 MST 1999 

LICKING THAT TRIANGLE AREA BETWEEN THE BALLS AND ANUS SENDS MY BOO OVERBOARD! IT TURNS ME ON WATCHING HIM SQUIRM


Append: MAKE 'EM SAY UHHH!

Appended by: Roxanne Martindale
Appended on: Sun Nov 14 20:45:22 MST 1999 

My boyfriend and I both say "UUHHHH" (I.E. Orgasm) when 
we do it "Doggy-Style" while facing the dresser mirror. 
This is our nice and mutual way of saying "Wow, making love with you is THE ULTIMATE!" And believe me, it is! 

Roxie Martindale 


Append: Ass licking...

Appended by: brazilian vodoo
Appended on: Wed Nov 24 09:21:36 MST 1999 

I love to lick the asses of my girlfriends and i always try to put mu tongue as deep as possible in their assholes and they love it. 
An


Append: Ass licking...

Appended by: brazilian vodoo
Appended on: Wed Nov 24 09:23:03 MST 1999 

I love to lick the asses of my girlfriends just after them arrive from the beach with that little tan line and i always try to put mu tongue as deep as possible in their assholes and they love it. 
And i love bush pussies so i ask them not to shave ... 
If you wanna talk, write me 
brazilian vodoo


Append: oral sex

Appended by: NEED ADVICE
Appended on: Sun Dec 5 11:58:10 MST 1999 

How do i please my girlfriend w/ oral sex? how do i do it? 


Append: 

Appended by: dddppp
Appended on: Wed Dec 8 18:41:31 MST 1999 

wanna know how to please yur girl? eat/finger over the panties. Tease her! Its all about teasing, leaving her wanting more!


Append: female friend

Appended by: ??????
Appended on: Thu Dec 9 03:43:13 MST 1999 

i like getting on top of my boyfriend and picture a girl under me and i am the guy and i am shoving my non existance penis inside of here. i can cum in 10 seconds doing this


Append: fingering an oral

Appended by: NEED ADVICE
Appended on: Thu Dec 9 09:49:05 MST 1999 

OK..listen bout up to 3 weeks ago i was pleaseing my grlfriend sooo easy w/ fingering an oral. Now i have a new one an she is soo hard to please....LADIES will u please give me advice on what to do....thank u!!


Append: Oral Sex

Appended by: Andrew Garcia
Appended on: Sun Jan 2 16:11:18 MST 2000 

My girlfriend and I are not going to have sex but we are open to other ideas, how do I give good oral sex to her???


Append: Good Oral Sex

Appended by: Stu
Appended on: Sun Jan 9 00:27:02 MST 2000 

Ok, iv been with this girl for a while, and we are just getting into this oral sex thing. I really dont know what to do, so does anyone have any tips for me, please help. Thanks


Append: It's all Good

Appended by: Bow
Appended on: Sun Jan 9 21:43:05 MST 2000 

Thinking of my wife with another woman. Nothing beats two people fighting to lick the sweet spot. Can I have an Amen.


Append: 

Appended by: ace
URL: fingerlicking good
Appended on: Tue Jan 11 01:59:46 MST 2000 

sticking as many finger as I can


Append: Masturbation

Appended by: Rod
Appended on: Thu Jan 13 02:48:15 MST 2000 

I like to see my wife is masturbating with rubber penis. She do not like to suck me--what is a problem? Ladies, please ansver!


Append: 

Appended by: jenny
Appended on: Thu Jan 13 11:09:25 MST 2000 

maybe she is too hygenic and you should too and wash your penis properly before sex


Append: 

Appended by: brett
URL: undefined
Appended on: Thu Jan 13 12:50:23 MST 2000 

What would turn me on is watching my wife with another man. I`ve been married 16 years. My cock is very small 3". Her ex has 9" and 4" thick she measured when she was married. She loves me very much but hasn`t had a orgasm since her last lovemaking session with him


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Thu Jan 13 20:32:50 MST 2000 


Append: jnkgnlks

Appended by: undefined
URL: undefined
Appended on: Thu Jan 13 20:33:44 MST 2000 

odgpop´lvñlk,vvñ{vccc


Append: Sorry Brett

Appended by: >slut boy
URL: append : Bretts problem
Appended on: Thu Jan 13 23:04:49 MST 2000 

I am sorry to hear about that Brett. Would you like to watch her have an earth shattering orgasm ? Have you and her ever spoken about her fucking another man. Let me tell you, there is nothing in this world sexier than watching your babe getting pounded by a huge cock. I hope that you work it out buddy - get luck and let us know what happens.


Append: turn on

Appended by: rupa
Appended on: Fri Jan 14 18:34:03 MST 2000 

my friend loves fantasy of me with other men. 

I just two girls 

why?


Append: Oral Sex

Appended by: help
Appended on: Sat Jan 15 10:33:45 MST 2000 

Ok, iv been with this girl for a while, and we are just getting into this oral sex thing. I really dont know what to do, so does anyone have any tips for me, please help. How can i pleasure well both fingering and oral cause i wish i could know, thanks


Append: 

Appended by: Paul
Appended on: Sun Jan 16 16:22:41 MST 2000 

Thinking of seeing my very thin wife coming out of the shower and stretching her arms above her head as she dries her hair and every muscle on her lithe body stretches as her ribs expand and become so defined. Then..... 


Append: The Ultimate Sex Site

Appended by: Sex goddess
Appended on: Sat Jan 29 22:49:46 MST 2000 

For all of you clueless people out there, go to: 
http://www.carnal.net 

It has all your answers there.


Append: how to preform oral sex

Appended by: rex
Appended on: Mon Jan 31 08:54:15 MST 2000 

I need some tips on driving my girlfriend up the wall when i preform oral sex on her.


Append: watching my wife

Appended by: ps
Appended on: Thu Feb 17 23:16:16 MST 2000 

I know my wife of 13 yrs jerks off but she does it when 
she's in the shower or probably when I'm not home. I would watch her but she seems uneasy talking about it. Just the thought of her legs quivering when she's going at it drives me crazy. I would also love for her to ask me to jerk off in front of her. Sometimes just "fucking" seems so boring. Eating at the Y doesn't thrill her either. When I was single thats what I lived for. Is it time to look around, I don't want to but I thought over time she what I liked and believe I'd do whatever she wanted.


Append: FEEDING

Appended by: snoutman
Appended on: Fri Feb 18 23:29:24 MST 2000 

What turns me on is when a woman gets sopping wet between her legs due to my fingers and then I bring my fingers up to her mouth and have her suck them clean! That in and of itself is a big turn on, but it's even better when you do it over and over again, feeding her to their hearts content!


Append: Help me out here!

Appended by: Chris
Appended on: Sat Feb 26 16:31:26 MST 2000 

I have been friends with this girl for a few years and she just decided to break up with her boyfriend so that her and i can go out...but now she is kinda apprehensive. She has never been "truly" kissed on the lips and has never even had an orgasm. I have had quite a bit of experience but i need to know what the best way to give her the most intense orgasm is so that she will be mine forever. Can you give me some advice on how to give her the orgasm of a lifetime Also she has never screwed around..how do i make her less uneasy about getting naked and just screwing around? Thanks


Append: Gettin' some

Appended by: Ian
Appended on: Sat Mar 4 20:05:47 MST 2000 

I'm still a virgin, but don't think of me as a loser. My penis is about five to six inches long, and I'm afraid I won't be able to pleasure a woman properly. Also, how long does it usually take to blow your wad your first time?


Append: What turns me on

Appended by: WetOne
Appended on: Tue Mar 14 17:45:52 MST 2000 

lightly licking the tender tip of a man's cock and hearing them moan with anticipation. That makes me cum!


Append: This girl enjoys anal sex

Appended by: AnalBarbie
Appended on: Sat Mar 18 10:56:29 MST 2000 

I really enjoy having a guy fuck my asshole...it's so intense and pleasurable for me. When a guy is pumping his cock back and forth inside my ass, it makes me feel like a complete woman. The ultimate sensation for me is when the guy starts to cum deep inside my ass, and his thrusts become faster, harder and deeper. If more women were willing to try anal sex, more of us could experience the joys and pleasures of anal sex.


Append: 

Appended by: Missy
URL: Missy
Appended on: Tue Mar 28 20:04:58 MST 2000 

My husband wants to try anal sex but im afraid to... Does it really hurt???


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Tue Mar 28 20:06:14 MST 2000 


Append: Anal sex/Anal Barbie

Appended by: Lobo41
Appended on: Thu Mar 30 21:54:18 MST 2000 

I really got turned on by Barbie talking about how much she like anal sex. For me it's a really erotic and sensual feeling - the tightness and the forbidden sensation - and the feeling of closeness I'm sharing with my partner. I'd like to discuss this if any woman would care to contact me.


Append: ?

Appended by: wouldn't give you freaks any info on me
Appended on: Thu Apr 13 22:57:03 MDT 2000 

I think you have all FUCKED YOUR BRAINS OUT because none of you can spell and your grammar sucks. Get an education and you might be able to score.


Append: 

Appended by: 
Appended on: Sun Apr 30 22:16:00 MDT 2000 

at least im getting fucked you impotebt little bitch 
if you were getting any you wouldn't be reading this shit trying to get your rocks off on what every body else is doing your a loser your worse than tose motherfuckers who look at animal porn and your prabobly some pimple faced little mamas boy whos up way past his bed time looking at porn and praying your parents don't get up and catch you beating your dick so stick that cucmber back up your ass and keep your fucking mouth shut


Append: 

Appended by: Sue
Appended on: Mon May 1 11:57:44 MDT 2000 

I didn't know my hubby had already answered this, but I really liked what he said so I'd better say something good about him. That's easy enough though. All he has to do is hang around the house wearing nothing but his cutoffs. He's tall and skinny and nothing but muscle and bone, and I can't seem keep my hands off him when he's doing something as simple as lounging on the couch totally relaxed, or if he's working out... especially doing hanging ab crunches, just wathcing his stomach muscles flex and strain really gets to me! He's so beautiful! 


Append: sex

Appended by: thriced
Appended on: Tue May 2 11:31:56 MDT 2000 

What turns me on is seeing a girl get one in her throught, her ass & her hole. All at the same time. 

I like to them all come inside her holes(not outside). 
I would like to suck out all their cum, maybe while one of them screws me in the ass


Append: tturn ons

Appended by: brett
Appended on: Tue May 2 17:38:34 MDT 2000 

the thought of an anything goes 4 way is very,very hot


Append: 

Appended by: bud
URL: undefined
Appended on: Wed May 3 10:29:38 MDT 2000 

what makes me hot is when a women talks dirty


Append: 

Appended by: bud
URL: undefined
Appended on: Wed May 3 10:39:10 MDT 2000 

sue ARE YOU THERE


Append: neighbor to play?????

Appended by: girlnextdoor
Appended on: Thu May 4 10:18:18 MDT 2000 

ain't nothing like a nice neighbor!anything goes-blinds open-got your binocs?????? better yet come get some yourself-


Append: oral sex

Appended by: wizard
Appended on: Fri May 5 00:18:28 MDT 2000 

Boys Boys Boys...you all seam to have questions about oral sex. 
what I want is for a guy to massage my clit with his toung, slow at first and then faster and with increasing pressure....ummm 
okay question for the men out there...do any of you know why some guys hate giving oral sex so much...my bf was a virgin till me and he wont even try it and I dont know how to convince him...I really wish he would because for me that is the best type of sex ever..I love it..giving and receiving...hey any guys that like to give and receive let me know okay...thanks


Append: oral sex

Appended by: Drew johnston
URL: fgh
Appended on: Fri May 5 16:36:12 MDT 2000 


Append: oral sex

Appended by: Drew johnston
URL: fgh
Appended on: Fri May 5 16:36:45 MDT 2000 

i love when girls just suck my 8 inch cock its good


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Appended by: 
Appended on: Mon May 8 09:33:47 MDT 2000 

you people are sick and need help. Get lives and stop all that sick shit


Append: good sex for her

Appended by: zerodivide
Appended on: Tue May 9 16:19:34 MDT 2000 

i need to know how to please her becusei love her


Append: pleasing her all night

Appended by: zerodivide
Appended on: Tue May 9 16:31:01 MDT 2000 

i need help pleasing her from when the sun goes down till it cumse up 


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Appended by: 
Appended on: Wed May 10 17:47:43 MDT 2000 

HEY WIZARD 

I dont know what your botfriend hates aboiut it 
I was a virgin until i found my girly but thats the first thing i did every guy i know gets so off on doing that just say well i wont give you anything unless you tickle my fancy 
thats always worked for me 


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Appended by: 
Appended on: Wed May 10 17:51:14 MDT 2000 

ZERODIVIDE 

You want to go all night with here non stop for hours take some recreational stimulants 
(E) for the night that will keep you going until shes too dry and sore to take it anymore 

it always works just watch what you take 
don't want to fuck out do we! 


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Appended by: 
Appended on: Wed May 10 17:55:26 MDT 2000 

Zero divide 

well to please your girly 
What do you do do you sit and talk about any fantasies you've ever had? 
Do you give her the works? 
do you know all her sensative spot? 
These you have to do!\ 
I've found most girls like you too not rush in no matter how much you want to Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay and ask her axactly what feels nice and what doesn't otherwise you will never know exactly whAT to do? if you do you will know that you send her sky high


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Appended by: open51..nli
Appended on: Thu May 11 21:01:15 MDT 2000 

i like to fuck


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Appended by: oemfufu
Appended on: Mon May 15 05:30:14 MDT 2000 

licking my best friends' wife her toes. she has the most adorable pair of feet you've ever seen. 
same turn on? mail me!


Append: Oral sex

Appended by: >>>
Appended on: Sun Jun 11 16:16:27 MDT 2000 

Could someone help me... i need advice on ways to preform oral sex on my girlfriend.


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Appended by: 
Appended on: Sun Jun 11 23:16:15 MDT 2000 

I love performing oral sex on my wife. Her pussy is so wet and warm. And she tastes sooooooo good. I love fucking her with my tongue and tonguing her clit until she cums. I could eat her everyday for hours if she wanted me too. Actually , I could eat about any good looking girl's pussy right now. I like my pussy trimmed. 


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Appended by: :P
Appended on: Wed Jun 21 08:06:36 MDT 2000 

when I feel his tounge between my legs or when I have a guys jules im my mouth


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Appended by: slysir
Appended on: Wed Jun 21 19:59:48 MDT 2000 

would you hold open your soft wet folds of flesh between your thighs for my searching tongue?


Append: sex tip

Appended by: joe
Appended on: Thu Jun 22 11:58:03 MDT 2000 

Have your buddy put his tongue in your girl friends ear when you are eating her pussy.


Append: Speaking of teasing...

Appended by: Christa G.
URL: www.synge.com
Appended on: Fri Jun 23 12:15:41 MDT 2000 

Here's a good way to tease via email: http://www.synge.com/synge/applications/teaser/teaser.cfm 


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Appended by: stan
Appended on: Sat Jun 24 00:14:54 MDT 2000 

would you lik to lick me off?


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Appended by: Alli
Appended on: Sat Sep 9 11:22:23 MDT 2000 

how can i make my man scream? i can make him cum in 5 min. or less, but he won't scream! none of his previous partners hve been able to either.


Append: make him scream

Appended by: 
Appended on: Sat Sep 9 12:53:56 MDT 2000 

when you are sucking his dick stop every now and then to lightly lick his balls. when you think he is getting close to having an orgasm stick a finger in his ass.


Append: wondeful

Appended by: sarah
Appended on: Tue Sep 12 07:41:49 MDT 2000 

i would love to make myself wet with my fingers and for my girl to lick it ll up. then she would lick my clit, use a dildo in and out of my cunt and tickle my ass and swallow ALL of my cum. then lick it clean, inside and out. mmmmm.......


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Appended by: reisha
Appended on: Sat Oct 7 21:59:38 MDT 2000 


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Appended by: Reecie
Appended on: Sat Oct 7 22:03:31 MDT 2000 

i love for a boy to kiss me on my neck then 
then make his way down to my chest and suck 
on my nipples then make his way to my clit and 
lick me and fuck me all night long. 


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Appended by: Reecie
URL: undefined
Appended on: Sat Oct 7 22:14:13 MDT 2000 

ilove it when a man knows how to use his lips 
kissing me on my neck making his way down to my 
nipples and down to my clit and fucking me with his tongue


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Appended by: Reecie
URL: undefined
Appended on: Sat Oct 7 22:18:42 MDT 2000 

ilove it when a man knows how to use his lips 
kissing me on my neck making his way down to my 
nipples and down to my clit and fucking me with his tongue


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Appended by: Reecie
URL: undefined
Appended on: Sat Oct 7 22:19:07 MDT 2000 

ilove it when a man knows how to use his lips 
kissing me on my neck making his way down to my 
nipples and down to my clit and fucking me with his tongue


Append: LIPS

Appended by: Reecie
URL: undefined
Appended on: Sat Oct 7 22:19:38 MDT 2000 

ilove it when a man knows how to use his lips 
kissing me on my neck making his way down to my 
nipples and down to my clit and fucking me with his tongue


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Appended on: Tue Oct 10 19:39:56 MDT 2000 


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Appended by: metallica
Appended on: Sun Oct 15 12:45:11 MDT 2000 

I'm 19 
I love it when a man gently but firmly pushes against the wall and kisses my neck. I love hearing my name. I also like a whole lot of playing with my tits, I get wet from that like crazy. 
what makes me really wet though is giving a man oral sex, it drives me crazy


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Appended by: Joe Blow
Appended on: Sun Dec 17 18:17:59 MST 2000 

You people are sad. Most of you can't spell, and the rest are just sick fucks. Surely you can understand that these postings are all so amusing to me; or else I wouldn't be reading them. I noticed a couple things though. First, anyone being so open about about their sex lives are either insecure or lonely. Second, only one guy in here gets my respect, the one who admitted he only had a 3 inch dick.


Append: ???

Appended by: Jester Man
Appended on: Sun Jan 21 22:18:39 MST 2001 

Lots of talk about oral sex, I was wondering how you guys suggest me to go down on my gf to make her scream "uhhhhh"??


Append: sex can be wonderful

Appended by: unicorn
Appended on: Sat Mar 10 13:09:58 MST 2001 

the first thing you have to remember about sex, is that you need a partner you love and trust. if you trust your partner there is nothing to dirty or kinky. you should never be embarrassed by what you want or what you want to give.my husband and i have been married for nine years and we have the most incredible sex because we love one another and we let ourselves go in the passion of our love.


Append: Oral Sex

Appended by: Rob
Appended on: Mon May 21 12:16:48 MDT 2001 

I love giving girls oral sex, to me there is nothing better. The taste, the smell, everything about it is just a huge turn-on


Append: Make you numb & cum

Appended by: Ron
Appended on: Mon Jul 2 10:18:20 MDT 2001

Lisa was married for 10yrs. We had wild sex in/out the pool. I made her numb and cum 3 times. it was something she never had done to her.


Append: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND

Appended by: sexykel69
Appended on: Tue Jul 17 00:41:23 MDT 2001 

everyone calls my boyfriend and i "the bunny couple" because we fuck like rabbits! i love him so much and i think he is beautiful-and that is why our sex is so great. if you dont love someone than its not as good. 
my sex tip for giving oral sex is to lightly suck on their balls, run your tongue slowly up and down their dick and slowly slide the head of their hard cock down your throat. it is not a must to swallow but in my opinion it increases the pleasure for me and him.


Append: licking her out

Appended by: 
Appended on: Fri Aug 10 05:46:32 MDT 2001 

you women with experience will have to let me know how to give my girlfriend the best time whilst eating out 


Append: i'll help ya out

Appended by: goodguy
Appended on: Sun Sep 23 12:03:13 MDT 2001 

i'm here to help some of you out with oral sex. I drive my girlfriend nuts by licking her pussy. All you have to do is be experimental. Try different things down there and you'll be fine...One of the things my baby loves most is when i apply some pressure on her clit with my tongue and lick back and forth while i slide a couple fingers in her. Also (if she'll allow it) Play with her asshole. My girl doesnt like that ALL THE TIME, but she says that every once in a while is good becuase it is the element of surprise involved that gets her. Oh, and by the way, apparently i do have good grammar and also, i think people who can talk about their sexual experiences are even MORE secure than those who can't.


Append: im bout o go down

Appended by: PMX
Appended on: Fri Oct 26 20:52:41 MDT 2001 

Im about to go down an my girl for the first time and i want it to be great.Do any people know what makes it good.


Append: i need help

Appended by: mike
Appended on: Wed Nov 21 02:53:36 MST 2001 

i meet this special girl and she gives me oral pleasure and i want to return the favor but i need help with it can anybody help me


Append: help

Appended by: 
Appended on: Wed Dec 19 09:56:56 MST 2001 

first time giving head. what do you dooo............


Append: Ladies Help!

Appended by: Steve
Appended on: Thu Dec 20 06:52:01 MST 2001 

Ladies give me a hand here. Me and my girl have been together for six months, I love to give oral sex to her I know 90% of females like it just as much if not more. BBBuuuttt she's not as in to it as I thought that she would be. Do you have any tips? 


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Appended by: Ty
Appended on: Fri Dec 21 13:25:29 MST 2001 

how do i give amazing oral to my boyfriend?


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Appended by: Tia
Appended on: Fri Dec 21 13:29:54 MST 2001 

ok, my guy is bored of the same old stuff. he wants to try new, "creative" things in the way of oral sex. He's suggested chocolate syrup and such, but i really want to surprise him with something amazing. Any ideas???


Append: whats up

Appended by: Ray Consigli
Appended on: Thu Dec 27 01:13:01 MST 2001 

I want to no some tips on how to eat out my girl and make her cum greatly?


Append: how to eat out and finger a girl

Appended by: david
Appended on: Thu Dec 27 20:38:59 MST 2001 


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Appended by: 
Appended on: Sat Dec 29 23:04:22 MST 2001 

my boyfriend is feeling my thong right now, as hes feeling me down i like him to suck my tits, and pulling my pants off and sucking my asshole, going up to my pussy, and doing it doggy style , watchin his big dick go in and out....


Append: ding it right now

Appended by: 
Appended on: Sat Dec 29 23:04:37 MST 2001 

my boyfriend is feeling my thong right now, as hes feeling me down i like him to suck my tits, and pulling my pants off and sucking my asshole, going up to my pussy, and doing it doggy style , watchin his big dick go in and out....


Append: sexual postions

Appended by: jermey
Appended on: Sun Jan 27 14:24:09 MST 2002 

Iwould like to read about all the different sexual postions. 

Thank you, 

Jermey

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